Fan-Fucking-Tastic

militantbyexistence: vishual: noseasboba: I never get tired...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:17:39 -0700

vishual:

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

jesus christ this is so much better than all of the “you don’t have to be size zero!!!!!” and “i don’t mind living in a man’s world if i can be a woman!!!!!!!” bullshit related to marilyn monroe i see.

sisterhood yo….

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:23:17 -0700

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

Woman: I'm smart

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:22:48 -0700

Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

s-ilentmoon: cant explain how true and relevant this is right...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:41:42 -0700

s-ilentmoon:

cant explain how true and relevant this is right now

librarian-byday: I swear, I will do this every single time one...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:40:45 -0700

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

laughingstation: lipstickndynamite: One of the best mom...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:33:43 -0700

laughingstation:

lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

More FUNNY POST here!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:33:30 -0700

fluent-in-lesbianism: #lesbian mating call

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:27:19 -0700

fluent-in-lesbianism:

#lesbian mating call

psych-facts: More here

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:17:07 -0700

psych-facts:

More here

medicalstate: The Satchel. Through thick and thin, my satchel...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:00:18 -0700

medicalstate:

The Satchel.

Through thick and thin, my satchel has accompanied me through medical school. Initially, it strictly carried books and papers; now it is a repurposed bag for a clinical life.

I talked briefly about what I usually carry with me in my first clinical pearl post. In response to Wayfaring MD’s post, I thought I would share what I actually bring with me. These are my standard issue items, with room for switching or adding more items as needed:

Satchel

Pocket evaluation forms: For clinical skills and procedures.

Pocket Medicine: A compact book for diagnostics, investigations and laboratory values.

Two clipboards: The first contains regular paper for note taking including pre-printed progress notes and other chart-related forms; the second contains preceptor documentations including more formal evaluation sheets, outcomes checklists as well as my weekly schedule.

The notepad: Where I write and gather my patient information and keep the to-do list for the patients I am responsible for.

Moleskin notebook: Where I keep rotation specific clinical pearls and other tips and tricks.

Two pens: Always keep a back up pen. Always.

Pen light: For the quick neurological screen.

ID cards

Three sets of lubricant jelly: Need to do a digital rectal exam or a bimanual exam? Gloves are everywhere but these are not.

Access codes and contact list

Juice box

Two granola bars

Pager: How I wish this could not be standard issue.

Stethoscope: If I am not walking around with it around my neck, it goes back into the bag until its next calling.

Other items that I will sometimes include are rotation specific pocketbooks, headphones, and my phone charger to name a few.

To the medical readers, what do you carry with you? Tag your response with #what’s in your pocket.

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graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:37:27 -0700

graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:44:18 -0700

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

sigoynerblod: OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:35:46 -0700

sigoynerblod:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:20:21 -0700

““If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.””

- A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner. (via perfect)

buzzfeed: The books that will move you, inspire you, make you...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:18:41 -0700

buzzfeed:

The books that will move you, inspire you, make you cry, make you think, make you laugh. Are there any books that you would add?

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Tue, 14 May 2013 20:35:54 -0700