ronthedistance:

itscandidlycara:

yo America listen up

if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down

80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains

i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat

confetti?

FUCK THAT

apple pIES

7 BILLION APPLE PIES

apple pies as pepperoni toppings on pizza on top of a giant hotdog in a sea of hamburgers.
All fried.
Also, they are served by an elite squad of bald eagles with tailfeathers dyed red white and blue.

also, 200 actors on the bottom screaming
‘MURRRRICA
FUCK YEAH
while shooting shotguns and realizing that the national debt is too high for our GDP and our literacy rate continues to decrease every year in conjunction with an interest in mathematics and sciences.