The Olympics is fucking up my sleeping schedule...
Right when I was getting my shit together too.
skeeotch: katara: if h2o really has oxygen why can’t i breathe water science: 0 fish: 1 the age old battle of science vs fish I feel weird knowing that I could actually give a legitimate effort to explain why ><
louieangelo-s: ive beat this game and it only took me 8329857923857 tries
If you don’t know where you are going, any road will take you there.– Lewis Carroll (via jewelsmax)
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me?
if you don't want to fuck tom daley you're lying
huge-motha-fuckin-snake: gi-nnyweasley: harry-ron-andhermione: professorgilderoy-lockhart: enemiesofthe-heir: thechamberofsecrets: has been opened shit don’t worry i’ve got this no fuck you can someone help me rn HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
My favorite Olympic commentator so far is the guy...
I seriously love the way his voice tenses up when shit is about to happen.
OMG PLEASE SOMEONE TELL THEY RECORDED THE PART...
I think I'm missing the point of the olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
hanakatsumi: foxnewsofficial: i hope they use comic sans on your gravestone
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I wonder how Michael Phelps feel now about his...
albarndamon: i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times