February 2012
January 2012
Me: Oh, I'm such a good child. I don't smoke, I don't drink and I don't do drugs. I don't sneak out to go partying. My grades are quite good. when I compare myself to those in my class..wow, I'm almost a role model. My parents must be so proud of me!
Mum: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
Boy Meets World
Shawn: You know, he used to tell me how wonderful you were, but guys always say great things about their girlfriends until they break up. That's when the truth comes out. You know, I've waited 15 years to find out what he really thinks about you. Do you wanna know what he thinks about you now that you've broken up?
Topanga: No. Shawn, I don't wanna talk about him.
Shawn: Now that you've broken up, he still tells me how wonderful you are.
Watchlizetteangeli:
lizetteangeli:
mikedaoo:
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
“Shit. Damn.”
HAHAH THIS IS SO CUTE
I just needed to o m f g
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
When teachers are teaching new stuff & they're...
meenapocalypse:
We don’t even remember shit that happened last week.
Reblog if you have met someone online that you...
nicoosuxx:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
