August 2011
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So I wore my gay pride shirt to school today. →
bellabitchh:
And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the rebel that I am, I...
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top...
nastynilo:
shannonfujinaka:
Just so I can say, “OH YEAH, YOU NEED ME NOW, DON’T YOU?”
LMFAO
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At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
imarectangle:
caykarig:
jaeloneatsairplanes:
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
Aww.
Omg, this is so cute :’)
KOALAS <33
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What did the left pussy lip say to the other?
We used to be tight until we let some dick come between us.
More Laughs Here
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Dear kidnappers in white van,
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When the earthquake was happening...
fuckyeahxaria:
People on the east coast were like:
People on the west coast were like:
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Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
piercing-whore:
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
I regret nothing ^__^
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When someone makes a joke about one of your...
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liikeab0ss:
and you try to laugh along but on the inside you’re like
Kailey, you make a face like that sometimes
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I thought your ass was about to fall, that's why I...
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