Why do bubblewrap, or bubbles in general, make us...
I get angry when,
Wilson: old person :]
Me: NO YOU ARE BITCH
tonileene: justneecole: sincerelyarmida: -ayowassup: ilovealbertposis: When you were inside your mom’s tummy, your mom suffered the pain that you gave to her, and you thanked her by kicking her all day long. When you were 1 year old, your mom celebrated the first birthday of you, you thanked her by crying all day long. When you were 2 years old, your mom started teaching you how to...
“Everyday that we don’t speak is anther day I...
mkaylaterstephie: (via carmisacoolkid) But the thing is, I know deep down I’m still waiting to look at my phone to see you text “I missed you..” ):
REBLOG IF- when you eat adobo you accidentally...
mkaylaterstephie: (via xococoanne) These were always my FML moments… ALWAYS.
The smallest, stupidest things give me the most...
And I got one of them today (:
Cousin: toaster strudels are always beyond delicious
Me: never tasted them haha
Cousin: GO TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PURCHASE A BOX.
Me: im lazy tiffy :l
Cousin: i will SHUN you if you don't taste those glorious pastries. LOL
Me: ahah woooow. what are there? is it like a pop tart? O.o
Cousin: POP TARTS?! YOU COMPARE WARM, FLAKY, GOOEY GOODNESS TO A DRY CARDBOARD-ESQUE RECTANGLE FROM HELL?!
Me: yes ma`am??
Cousin: .-. i died a little inside
Me: I'm sorry :o
"so i totally just burned my waffles. and in the...
My favorite cousin always had a bad relationship with her foods :D
I like tight hugs.
williamliuser: justinrufio: nikkisanjuan: nathanto916: (via bananacars)
susanxd: “Look, other bands, they want to make it about sex or pain, but you know, The Beatles, they had it all figured out, okay? “I Want to Hold Your Hand.” The first single. It’s effing brilliant, right?… That’s what everybody wants, Nicky. They don’t want a twenty-four-hour hump sesh, they don’t want to be married to you for a hundred years. They just want to hold your hand.” ...
I don't like Jesus,
because everybody pays attention to his birthday, not mine ):
tracie: the heist D;
me: 3 more years foo
tracie: man..when i turn eighteen i have to wait 22 days for you .ahaha
me: Haha TRUUUEE you can go alone if you want XD so by the time i turn 18, you're already in the VIP list and you can hook me up ;D
tracie: hell yeee man .
No.. it wasn’t happy. It made me realize how my whole extended family including my own is so broken now..
Words Women Use
babybrii: sincerelyarmida: ayybeecelisss: alliyababe: nevershoutchelsea: xlove-cherleanne - bakla : FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the...
We’ll keep working on the problem we know we’ll never solve of...– Bright Eyes
That’s why I’m singing, baby, dont worry, because now I’ve got...– Bright Eyes
therese knows the type of music i likee. ;D
katrinafacee: i should steal her iPOD one day AHAHAHAA…. HEEEELLL NO [:
That was the worst weekend EVER. I’ve been literally panicking all day thinking that I got a B in English.. False alarm. (:
Blackberry Users :/ →
Right guys?! I felt so lost last night cause of this! What an outrage…
Seriously, everytime I watch her show it’s like I’m trippin’ on laughing gas. Especially when that one gay guy! Man, I love you so much Chelsea Handler. Halle-fucking-luha <3 LOL. Don’t tell me I’m the only one who loves the show!?
I'm feeling nostalgic..
Now I’m going to post theme songs from shows I would ALWAYS watch as a kid (: Sorry if I tumbl-rape your dashboard.