February 2012
54 posts
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher: what?
Me: what?
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
karofskyiscomingback:
itsonyoufuckingcunts:
catcheslikefire:
itsonyoufuckingcunts:
do you ever cry because you’re not british
do you ever cry because you actually are british and you know that it’s shit but you have to suffer through delusional people on the internet thinking it’s some sort of utopia where everything is tea and castles and middle class?
jesus christ
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Ugh, Skins UK seasons 3 and 4 killed me.
My heart can’t take all these feelings.
And Kathryn Prescott is fucking gorgeous.
And Kaya Scoldelario is all like
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
comfortdeluxe:
EVERYTHING is so CLEAR!
I CAN SEE!!!!
I
CAN
FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
beyawnce:
Everyone is talking about how Gaga should crash/be at the Superbowl but Lady Gaga IS the Supebowl the stadium is actually part of her dress
I have 3 boyfriends.
My first boyfriend, his name is food. My second boyfriend is named food also. My third boyfriend is named food too. One lives in my stomach, one lives in my refrigerator and one lives at the store waiting for me. They’re always there for me, when I’m sad, depressed or happy. I love you food.
That awkward moment when you decide to actually go...
“What is this Dragonborn you speak of?”
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3X13:“When Rachel’s two dads learn of their...
HIRAM: SO FINN WHAT COLLEGE ARE YOU GOING TO
FINN: Ummm
LEROY: HEY THATS GREAT DID YOU KNOW QUINN'S GOING TO YALE JUST LIKE ALL THOSE PRESIDENTS AND SUPREME COURT JUSTICES ISNT THAT RIGHT HONEY
HIRAM: SURE IS SAY FINN WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE FUTURE
FINN: Ummm
LEROY: YOUR DELIGHTFUL BROTHER TOLD US QUINN IS GOING INTO DRAMA JUST LIKE OUR LITTLE STAR HERE
HIRAM: HEY GUESS WHO ELSE WENT TO YALE FOR DRAMA MERYL STREEP
FINN: Ok
LEROY: IVE ALWAYS WANTED AN IVY LEAGUER IN THE FAMILY
HIRAM: DO YOU LIKE THIS CAKE ITS VEGAN AND QUINN MADE IT JUST FOR THIS DINNER FOR SOME REASON CAN YOU COOK FINN
FINN: No
LEROY: YOU KNOW KURT RECENTLY DID A POWERPOINT DEMONSTRATION FOR US ABOUT HOW CLOSE YALE IS TO NYC MAYBE QUINN CAN COME BY AND COOK FOR RACHEL SOMETIMES
Finn: Guesso
HIRAM: HEY RACHEL LETS GO INTO THE LIVINGROOM AND SING SOME SHOWTUNES FINN CAN YOU PLEASE ACCOMPANY OUR DARLING BABY GIRL ON THE PIANO
FINN: I can play Van Halen on the drums.
LEROY: QUINN PLAYS THE PIANO MAYBE I SHOULD CALL HER OVER
HIRAM: THATS A NICE BLAZER FINN
FINN: Thanks, I thought a special occasion like this called for a little dressing up.
LEROY: IT'S ALMOST AS NICE AS THE ONE I SAW QUINN WEARING TO THE SUPERMARKET LAST WEEK
HIRAM: DID WE MENTION QUINN CAN DANCE CAN YOU DANCE FINN
FINN: No
LEROY: RACHEL HONEY I NEVER DREAMED YOU WOULD LAND SUCH A CATCH
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -
Court: Are you kidding me?
